短歌行不行

jill : oh, this your truck, chief ?

skeeter : yes, it is, ma'am.

jill : you realize you're taking up two parking spaces?

skeeter: it's a big truck,ma'ma.

jill: it's not that big, sir. you could fit into one spot. i had to park all the way down the block.

skeeter: well, next time park in that box. plenty of room in there. anyway, here's the situation. this is not really my truck. this is the hotel i work for's truck. so if i get a scratch on it ,  they take it out of my salary. so two parking spaces provides me with what i call "a cushion of protection."

小記：

畫紅線部份可以讓停車總是停不好的人一個好棒的藉口。

本文特別獻給斗南的球友m，因為你停車總是停歪的。